She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
