What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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