Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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