What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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