You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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