Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
tell me about the eggs
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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