its not stalking. its research.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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