so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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