I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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