I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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