So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
did i just pee glitter
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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