I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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