BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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