Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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