did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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