He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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