whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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