Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
