where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
