that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
