Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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