with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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