Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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