It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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