Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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