oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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