Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's official drugs can't kill me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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