nut hugger
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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