Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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