how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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