were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
