i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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