ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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