check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Bring me that man meat
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
