She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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