You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
jump out the window naked night went bad
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