wrigley field is MILF paradise
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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