wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
