Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Two words: blizzard sex
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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