What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
that may or may not have been my penis.
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