We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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