That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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