New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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