I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
