I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
