yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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