I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
ugly people sure do ruin things
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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