If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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