why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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