Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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