I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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